Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan

Finally! I thought it would never happen.

The other day my city had its annual Zombie Walk, where about ten thousand peeps dressed as the undead and staggered through the streets. An awesome sight to say the least. I didn’t realise it had been planned and rounding a corner on the scoot to see hordes of blood spattered nurses, clowns, suits, and every other character you could think of freaked the hell out of me. It seemed like everyone had zombie training or something because, man, they were selling it big time. Zombie seems to be the new vampire of the freaky deaky monster costume world.