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Men, Get the F##k Off the Couch and Do Some Housework

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The majority of guys are lazy, sooky, mummy’s boys. Don’t believe me? Have a conversation with any woman in a relationship with a dude and you can bet pretty much most of them will say their man does absolutely nothing around the house. And they mean nothing. As in doesn’t lift a God-damn finger, nothing.

How does this happen? How do two people get to the point where it seems totally normal for one to do every piece of housework while the other doesn’t do any? To me, it sounds like utter insanity. Read the rest of this entry »

Pink Jobs, Blue Jobs

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‘My old enemy, we meet again.’

It’s safe to say society has changed since the middle ages. We have running water, garbage trucks, and the ability to check Facebook from the comfort of our own beds. The days of brushing our teeth with charcoal and having to marry the first person we accidentally knock-up, or get knocked-up by, are way behind us. Read the rest of this entry »

One Man Salad Please, With Extra Balls.

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Sneaky camouflage salad.

What is a Man Salad?

A man salad, according to one of my mates, is a salad you would be comfortable eating in front of a group of other blokes.

Sounds simple enough in this age of readily available moisturiser and brutes getting pedicures on their Bali holidays – on the insistence of their girlfriends of course – however a Man Salad is a difficult and slippery concept, and one that if executed wrongly will make you run screaming to the nearest pie shop in shame.

Where is that fine line between a salad that gets a laugh and condolences over the tragedy of your lunch, and one that looks good enough to get jealous stares and guilty glances at our own bloated beer-guts? Read the rest of this entry »

Written by Jake Fox

January 5, 2011 at 10:14 am

21st Century Man: Thugs Or Wimps – Choose One.

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Thugs up in your grill?

More and more often I find myself horrified at the brutality of my city. I’m sure violence and robberies and assaults are rampant in any big city the world over, but I’m amazed at how many of these situations occur in broad daylight or in the middle of a crowded street.

It seems the majority of men out there today are either thugs doing the intimidation, or are wimps turning a blind eye.

I know this sounds pretty bloody harsh, but lately I haven’t witnessed much to sway my opinion. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by Jake Fox

October 18, 2010 at 10:56 pm

Would you like fries with that, you turd?

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This is the section were we get to have a bitch about what’s pissing us off right now. It’ll always be posted on Monday, just to coincide with the best day of the week – if you’re still drunk from a roaring Sunday session. If not, it’s because Mondays have a tendency to totally blow.

Feel free to comment about what’s pissing you off right now.

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A happy employee.

So I made the bad decision to grab some Maccas today after waking up too late for breakfast. After wrestling my wallet out of my back pocket, which always seems to take an eternity while the attendant stands watching and waiting, the 16 year old nonchalantly looked out over the roof of my car, said ‘thanks buddy’, and slammed the drive-through window closed. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by Jake Fox

September 12, 2010 at 10:59 pm

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