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What’s Your Porn?

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So earlier today I was thinking about porn.

It’s not what you think – although with that opening I can’t blame you for going there. I don’t mean the old school magazine kind that would get handed around between sweaty confused teenage boys. And not the triple X kind that’s so readily available online it’s a wonder that 99% of men the world over actually make it to work every day, rather than hiding away with the curtains drawn riding out waves of pleasure and guilt.

I’m talking about porn of another sort – Personal porn.

Personal porn is something that no matter what you’re doing or how busy you are, when you see it you just have to stop and stare, or indulge, as it were. Read the rest of this entry »


Written by Jake Fox

November 30, 2010 at 12:01 am

Stay Classy Gentlemen: 5 Tips To Dress Like An Adult – Tip 1

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Yeah, I wanna look like Sinatra.

I constantly get mistaken for someone about ten years younger than my actual age. I know to some this sounds like a stupid thing to worry about, but I tell you – it shits me big time.

It only just happened again yesterday. I met someone for the first time and we got chatting. I started talking of life and love etc, until he stopped me mid sentence and asked how old I was. When I told him he put on the usual amazed face and said he thought I was just out of uni and just some young dude in my early twenties. Then he made a joke about if I’d started shaving yet and if I still get asked for ID at the bottle’o.

It shits me. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by Jake Fox

November 7, 2010 at 1:09 am

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